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Jade
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Who Is Jade?
Jade is an autonomous being that hangs out in #blogshares in IRC. She has a variety of functions:
Useful Things
The Information commands - Use !bs <name> to trigger
<+Jade> Commands: blogs, blisted, claimed, cache, chips, ads, avgchips, avgkarma, hikarma, lokarma, links, votes, voted, errors, uniqerr, now, iprod, iproduced, priority, queue, speed, worth, pideas, bondstot, bondsavl, ideatran, alturl, mbadd, mbmod, mbdel, alturl, ads, answers, industries, newblogs, raffle, blacklist, mission, missionchips, feedgood, feedbad, queueavg, sigma, sigmaavg, chances The Important Ones: blogs -=- Blogs in the system blisted -=- Blogs listed for trading chips -=- Global amount of chips links -=- Global amount of links voted -=- Number of voted blogs votes -=- Total number of votes iprod -=- Last Idea Production Run time iproduced -=- Last number of industries that dropped priority -=- Priority Queue size newblogs -=- New blogs in the last 24hrs worth -=- Global net worth
User Information (Currently Broken)
!user <userid> -=- Return information on <userid>
!blog <blog> -=- Return market informarion on <blog>
<blog> can either be a bsid or the '''FULL''' blog URL
!blogind <blog> -=- Return list of industries <blog> is voted into
<blog> can either be a bsid or the '''FULL''' blog URL
The #bs FAQ
Jade knows many, many blogshares terms. Use the following:
? term
She'll tell you what term means as she knows it.
Less-Useful Things
The Seen Command
!seen user -=- Tells when a user was last seen on the channel !lastspoke user -=- Tells when a user last spoke on the channel
Entertainment Only Things
The BlogShares Bar
<Jade> !beer <brand> -=- Nice cold beer of your choice <Jade> !shot <type> -=- Have a shot of hard liquor <Jade> !mixed <type> -=- Mixed drink of your choice <Jade> !seltzer -=- Be a wuss and have a seltzer <Jade> !soda <brand> -=- Be a wuss and have a soda <Jade> !cigg <brand> -=- Buy a pack of smokes, any brand <Jade> !matches -=- Need a light? I'ts on the house! <Jade> --------< Other Bar Commands >-------- <Jade> !buy <nick> <drink> -=- Buy someone a drink! <Jade> !tip <amount> -=- Give Jade a tip! <Jade> !tab <amount> -=- Pay your tab
The Coffee Shop
<Jade> --------------------------------------------- <Jade> !espresso -=- Warm espresso of your choice <Jade> !frappachino -=- Mmmm mmm good <Jade> !cappucino -=- A true italian cappucino <Jade> !tea -=- A good cuppa tea with a little milk. <Jade> !coffee -=- Caffeinated to kickstart your day <Jade> !decaf -=- Decaf coffee brewed to perfection <Jade> !hotchoc -=- Hot chocolate, marshmallows or not <Jade> !brownie -=- Warm from the oven <Jade> !soda <brand> -=- Order any soda, we got them all <Jade> !cigg <brand> -=- Buy a pack of smokes, any brand <Jade> !matches -=- Need a light? I'ts on the house! <Jade> !tip <amount> -=- Give Jade a tip!
The Actions - these are not explained. Experiment and have fun! (use !<actionname>)
<+Jade> status, bong, tiara, blunt, dicknog, woot, meuh, quack, conspiracy, indeed, <+Jade> bender, doh, smile, thecock, billgates, omg, bsreset, cowbell, bourbon, <+Jade> shark, typewriter, tongue, lawsuit, gibson, turducken, geekgirl, geekboy, bootybounce, <+Jade> geekbook, evil, hotchicks, milehighclub, bullshit, jiggity, hookah, princess, buttercup, vodkatini