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Spork Global Thermonuclear War


gerryblog Thu, 05/22/2008 - 20:04

Welcome to Global Thermonuclear War. Would you like to play a game?

It is 1951.

The entire world has been destroyed.

Rules, commands, and game status can be found here.

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gerryblog Thu, 05/22/2008 - 20:06

I JOIN this game.

jay Fri, 05/23/2008 - 11:32

I JOIN this game.

gerryblog Fri, 05/23/2008 - 12:06

GLASNOST jay

Dave Fri, 05/23/2008 - 12:42

I JOIN this game

jay Fri, 05/23/2008 - 12:56

GLASNOST Dave

gerryblog Fri, 05/23/2008 - 21:03

DESTROY

Dave Fri, 05/23/2008 - 21:19

DESTROY

jay Fri, 05/23/2008 - 21:33

SPY Dave

SubWolf Sat, 05/24/2008 - 01:09

I JOIN this game.

SubWolf Sat, 05/24/2008 - 01:10

Redacted.

gerryblog Sat, 05/24/2008 - 17:56

There's really no provision to leave the game once you've joined. I'd say SubWolf's an actual player.

gerryblog Sat, 05/24/2008 - 21:15

DISARM

jay Sun, 05/25/2008 - 12:06

GLASNOST SubWolf

jay Sun, 05/25/2008 - 12:18

Proposal: Missiles may be transferred to other players.

gerryblog Sun, 05/25/2008 - 12:20

* No new command can have any effect on any player's nuclear arsenal.

Doesn't this bar a command like that?

jay Sun, 05/25/2008 - 12:21

Withdrawn.

Dave Sun, 05/25/2008 - 12:23

disagree with jay's proposal

LAUNCH gerryblog

SPY jay

gerryblog Sun, 05/25/2008 - 12:29

Dave: No missile may be launched before 1950.

gerryblog Sun, 05/25/2008 - 12:31

Though I respect the cold steel that runs in your veins.

Dave Sun, 05/25/2008 - 12:33

gah, i missed that one :P

SubWolf Sun, 05/25/2008 - 13:13

SPY gerryblog

gerryblog Sun, 05/25/2008 - 21:01

BUILD

jay Sun, 05/25/2008 - 21:15

LOL Dave figured you were doing this (why did you disarm??) and I thought you were taking the loan to buy a chess King.

gerryblog Sun, 05/25/2008 - 23:39

I had to disarm so I could get over 100 Sporkos so I could buy a second jewelry upgrade before it was banned. It was the only way!

But now I need to scramble to get two more missiles to protect myself from all these warmongers.

I may be knocking on the first Sporkish bank's doors again soon.

jay Sun, 05/25/2008 - 23:58

I had to disarm so I could get over 100 Sporkos

I don't understand.

gerryblog Mon, 05/26/2008 - 08:57

I had 76 Sporkos. By disarming, I made 40 Sporkos all at once. Then I bought a second jewelry upgrade before the jewel upgrade buying ban went into effect. Now I'm broke and have no missiles, but I have a precious, precious jewelry upgrade.

Of course, I was expecting not to completely blow the mission in Chess...

Dave Mon, 05/26/2008 - 17:40

SPY gerryblog

jay Mon, 05/26/2008 - 19:44

SPY gerryblog

gerryblog Mon, 05/26/2008 - 21:05

SPY jay

gerryblog Mon, 05/26/2008 - 21:07

jay, I've still got one missile, so let's both knock it off. If you PACT me today I'll PACT you tomorrow.

gerryblog Mon, 05/26/2008 - 21:08

And that PACTing offer goes for anyone in the game. I'm a man of peace.

jay Tue, 05/27/2008 - 20:58

SDI

jay Tue, 05/27/2008 - 21:00

LAUNCH gerryblog

jay Tue, 05/27/2008 - 21:02

oops I couldn't afford that SDI

LAUNCH Dave

LAUNCH SubWolf

gerryblog Wed, 05/28/2008 - 06:54

jay, it's not 1950 yet, you maniac...

gerryblog Wed, 05/28/2008 - 06:57

Why is everyone so anxious to LAUNCH? Haven't you all listened to John Lennon?

gerryblog Wed, 05/28/2008 - 07:08

Aw, crud, it is 1950 already. I must have missed a day somewhere.

FRI 1945
SAT 1946
SUN 1947
MON 1948
TUES 1949
WED 1950

LAUNCH jay

jay Wed, 05/28/2008 - 09:58

I launched shortly after midnight.

jay Wed, 05/28/2008 - 14:43

SPY gerryblog

Dave Wed, 05/28/2008 - 14:45

SPY gerryblog you peacenik

LAUNCH jay
LAUNCH rob
LAUNCH gerryblog
LAUNCH dave

gerryblog Wed, 05/28/2008 - 14:49

I was so close to the Golden Crown. So close.

SPY jay

jay Wed, 05/28/2008 - 17:52

OH HO SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEE

jay Wed, 05/28/2008 - 18:42

LAUNCH Dave
LAUNCH SubWolf

Now nobody can SDI.

jay Wed, 05/28/2008 - 18:43

BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT